Trisha’s Quote of the Day: When flavor text goes wrong

Meanwhile, Wilhelmina the gnome wound up at the bar with a hoary ancient mariner, who had a very strange story involving albatrosses, and kept buying him drinks, with the end result that poor Kevin had to read most of the Rime of the Ancient Mariner, in character, which he did with great style, except that the gnome wouldn’t let him stop.

GNOME: This is fascinating! Tell me more!
GM: Now you’re just fuckin’ with me…
GNOME: I need to know more! I eat more chips and buy him another drink!
GM (wearily):
One by one, by the star-dogged moon…

This continued on until after 11 pm, whereupon we called it a night. And then Kevin pinned my arm and insisted on reading another half dozen stanzas at me, because he claimed to be suffering from poetus interruptus.

Ursula Vernon has a weird paladin, but an even weirder GM.

Posted on May 26, 2010 at 00:56 by Trisha Lynn · Permalink
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  1. Written by David
    on 2010-05-26 at 13:58

    That's a fantastic anecdote :)

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