Grizzled old man Ashton Kutcher targets Five Killers

Variety tells us that Ashton Kutcher has signed onto 21 director Robert Luketic’s Five Killers, an action comedy aiming for an early 2009 shoot. Kutcher will star as “a former hit man whose life is turned upside down because someone from his past has paid a group of killers to bump him off.”

A former hit man? What the fuck, did he retire when he was graduating high school? I bet the mysterious person from his past was his god damn babysitter.

Posted on October 22, 2008 at 00:46 by Gordon@MovieMakeout · Permalink
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  1. Written by DJ Tulleken
    on 2008-10-26 at 15:03
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    I hate to lol and run, but…lol.

    (I goddamn hate that I use lol at all)

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